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For:
Katherine

From:
James

Relationship:
Friends

Seven Things:
1. We’re both geeks
2. We met through work
3. The way she dresses
4. Her big boobs
5. Her dorkiness
6. She loves fried chicken
7. She has a shitty 19″ TV

Memory:
She passed out in my car, drunk.

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For:
Angela

From:
Jared

Relationship:
Fiance

Five Things:
1. Sense of Humor
2. Her style
3. Utter babeness
4. Sharing secrets in the dark with me
5. Eating pizza together

Memory:
The first night we met I was with a group of friends at a little get together.  Ang hung with our crew for a bit and raised a few eyebrows among my friends.  While she went to get a drink I looked at my buddies and told them that I ‘dibs’ her, or that I’m going for her so everyone else needs to take a step back, ha!  When I told her this story she was stoked and to this day she always tells me “I’m so glad you dibs’d me!”

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For:
Brooke

From:
Mike

Relationship:
Wife

Five Things:
1. Her dance moves
2. Her honesty
3. How organized she is (almost to the point of being Dudley on The Royal Tenenbaums)
4. Her hot ass
5. And…her laugh.

Memory:
Falling in love with her in Santa Monica, on the 4th of July, on the pier, while watching the fire works.

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For:
Lucy

From:
Jake

Relationship:
A cockroach in my apartment

Five Things:
1. She was young
2. Fast
3. Cute
4. Invasive
5. Resourceful

Memory:
She was eating crumbs on my cabinet shelf and I chased her into the bathroom and killed her with my shoe. I was very sad, but it had to be done.

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